All a Joke

He likes wasting my time, he does.  That metal bit I found is truly and utterly worthless.  Load of crap that did me.  Know he's got x-rays of my teeth, though I'm sure he could easily get acess to my dental records.  I'm trying to find someone who'll help me find out if they've done something to me.

Gordon U. Manzine, a good friend of a friend, has agreed to help me.  He knows Gordon quite well, and I'm sure he won't be very happy to hear he is assisting me.

-rogueindigo

Teeth

Every sodding day, as I pass on the way to my office, I see a tree.  This tree has a single fork that spreads the trunk neatly. Stuck in the middle of that  trunk, every day, is a bloody gopher, wet and thorougly disgusting.

The tree with the gopher.

 It had bothered me that for nearly a week now no one has disposed of it. So, I decided to pick up the thing and throw it away, only it was unnaturally heavy.  The thing had a stone in its stomach.

The stone.  I believe it is quartz.

And, wrapped around the stone was an address in hideous condition, but it lead me to a dentist.

The Dentist

Oh, and I had an appointment, only I didn't have an appointment.  The dentist brought me in, though I've never seen the man, and all he did was stare at the left side of my mouth.  Then, he saw something.  He quickly left me alone in the room and then came back with a small gear or a washer or something.  

When I got home I inspected my mouth and found and odd dark spot on my molar.

The Tooth

The Thing... What is it?

I don't know what the hell is going on, but today there is another gopher on that tree...

-rougeindigo

Project Ripe

Under guizes of a concept blog to establish a pitch, I design this in hopes to later use it as a device to further my expansion into the k-universe ranks and to establish myself as such a leader.  Only then can I have the freedom to endulge in the secrecy which has indeed been kept quite secret.  Why write all this, where my motives may be read by any and all?  Because no one will read them.  Or rather, that damned being thinks that I pose so little a threat that he allows me to be (somewhat) fully armed as I charge against him.  Nay, he is the one who armes me.  I write under his name.  I am his name.  For why not?  When given an opportunity, one so graciously provided by the propencity of one man's arrogance, I ask, why not take it?

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I watch solemnly. -rougeindigo